You Know You Have Toddlers If…
Posted by Wisdom | Posted in toddlers | Posted on 03-02-2010
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Okay, so recently I purchased an iPod Touch. I can’t believe all the capabilities it has. A few days into discovering the apps, I found myself thinking I should write a blog post about being a father of 2 toddler boys. After you read the list below you’ll see why. Here it goes…

You Know You Have Toddlers If…
- Your iPod Touch has more kids apps than your own.
- On your drive home from work you think about what you’re gonna play with the kids.
- Your phone has 30 text messages in the Draft box that look like this: dfoeks9afgjj;oaw
- On your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night you injure yourself from stepping on toy cars and dinasours.
- You catch yourself telling your co-worker you have to go potty.
- You and your spouse spell out words in regular conversations (like K-I-L-L-E-D or S-P-I-C-Y).
- You find yourself jamming to kids music in the car.
- You can’t get through playing one song on the guitar without one of the kids asking a question, crying, or breaking something. This is especially fun when you’re in the middle of singing an intense worship song…. “Lord, we cry out for Your mercy. Lord, we cry out for Your grace…stop fighting! Give it back to your brother!…Lord, we cry out once again.”
What would YOU add to this list?


